boyfriendhook:

"Rocky Road"

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The trolls look like rocks.

I’m fine.

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour)

I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous.

unknown (via kushandwizdom)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

Basic checklist for your story

the-right-writing:

This checklist can be used during both planning and editing stages.

Your Protagonist

  • Does your protagonist have a personality beyond being heroic and nice?
  • Does your protagonist have agency?
  • Does your protagonist’s personality change?
  • Did your protagonist have a…
spottytonguedog:

charmedrumbelle:

thestraggletag:

boushh2187:

Robert Carlyle blowing kisses to the crowd at SDCC 2014. (figured it might get some use as a reaction gif and well I loved this moment so there)

This guy.

Okay he needs to stop now.

Oh God he is too cute. I could watch this all day.

spottytonguedog:

charmedrumbelle:

thestraggletag:

boushh2187:

Robert Carlyle blowing kisses to the crowd at SDCC 2014. (figured it might get some use as a reaction gif and well I loved this moment so there)

This guy.

Okay he needs to stop now.

Oh God he is too cute. I could watch this all day.

Well, yeah, for Avengers 3.

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

[Hook] sort of closed himself off from everybody. And in a similar way, that Emma has issues, she puts up walls-

(Source: leaveatrail)

darthstitch:

LEGOLAS, YOU HAVE MY AXE. (x)

darthstitch:

LEGOLAS, YOU HAVE MY AXE. (x)

Swearing is a really important part of one’s life. It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing and without enjoying swearing… There used to be mad, silly, prissy people who used to say swearing was a sign of a poor vocabulary -such utter nonsense. The people I know who swear the most tend to have the widest vocabularies and the kind of person who says swearing is a sign of a poor vocabulary usually have a pretty poor vocabulary themselves… The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest or -is just a fucking lunatic… I haven’t met anybody who’s truly shocked at swearing, really, they’re only shocked on behalf of other people. Well, you know, that’s preposterous… or they say ‘it’s not necessary’. As if that should stop one doing it! It’s not necessary to have coloured socks, it’s not necessary for this cushion to be here, but is anyone going to write in and say ‘I was shocked to see that cushion there, it really wasn’t necessary’? No, things not being necessary is what makes life interesting -the little extras in life.

Stephen Fry, on swearing.  (via celticmoonbeams)

(Source: wordsnquotes.com)

rumplestiltskin:

leaveatrail:

Pretty smooth sailing for you and Emma, who’s gunna pop up from the past to sweep her away so that you have to continue to chase this woman?

#colin is not impressed by that idea

(Source: onceland)

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

waterfall29:

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

Trying out some new lipstick…

Trying out some new lipstick…